TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE; SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are
Perfect! ~Going Out is good...Coming Home is better! ~You Forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgetthey even Knew you!!! ~You realize you're never goingto be really good at anything ... ~Your spouse is counting on youto remember things you don't remember. ~The things you used to care to do,do care
that youdon't care to do them anymore.
~You miss the days when everything workedwith just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch... ~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?" ... "when?"... ???
~Now that you can affordexpensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody Whispers !!!
~Now that your husband has retired .... You'd give anything if he'd find a job!
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ... 2 of which you will never wear. ~~~But Old is good in some things:Old songs, Old movies, and best of all,