Observations On Growing Older

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE  EVER  BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL  EVER BE;
SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you  don't like them...but your grandchildren are  Perfect!    ~Going Out is good... Coming Home is better!  ~You Forget names ... But it's OK  because other people forget they even Knew you!!!  ~You realize you're never going to be  really good at anything ...  ~Your spouse is counting on you to remember  things you don't remember.  ~The things you used to care to do,  do care  that you don't care to do them anymore.  ~You miss the days when everything  worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch...         ~You tend to use more 4 letter words ...   "what?"  ...  "when?"... ???  ~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry,  it's not safe to wear it anywhere.  ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.  ~Everybody Whispers !!! ~Now that your husband has retired ....  You'd give anything if he'd find a job! ~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ...  2 of which you will never wear.  ~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs,  Old movies, and best of all,  OLD FRIENDS!!! Thanks again Kak Feah for sharing  :)